Anal sex nearly faints

Description:I have hit the hat-trick of no, and, effective immediately, am retiring from the game of anal. The only things I was sure of were my lack of sobriety and the fact that the P to hole ratio was severely lopsided. I looked at my boyfriend and said the words he had probably been waiting to hear since that one night he got me drunk, took me home, and assumed it was going to be a one-night stand: Thank you and God bless the USA.. I soon went from being face down, ass up to face down, passed out. Let me set the scene and the mood for you: Apparently, there is a nerve in dat ass that, if hit just the right way, causes your blood pressure to plummet and you to black the fuck out faster than that time freshman year when you thought shooting grain alcohol was a great idea.

Views: 3727 Date: 2018-09-28 Favorited: 34